7) trying to adjust to the sleep patterns you messed up over the weekend
6) what do you mean it’s still 5 more days until the weekend?
5) seeing the co-worker you just can’t deal with
4) you’re likely a little less healthy after your weekend choices
3) tomorrow is only Tuesday.
2) there are barely any food celebrations today like taco tuesday or wing wednesday
1) someone else saying they have a “case of the Mondays”